OCCUPY LIVING ROOM

Nutmeg and Sophie and I recently started a movement called Occupy Living Room. We are outraged! We don't think its fair. My Mom says our complaints are a little vague and that we need to organize our strategy. That we can't just protest and complain without putting forth some decisive bullet points of what we want to change.

So here are our demands:

We want to eat big people food.

We want to walk on two feet.

We think the current system around the house is totally tyrannical.

We are socialists and want justice.

We resent people thinking we don't understand this whole Christmas business.(We get it-we totally get it!)

So here's how its gonna go-this movement OCCUPY LIVING ROOM. Me, Nutmeg and Sophie are not going to leave until we are good and ready. OK, Nutmeg says she might leave if somebody feeds her. But me & Sophie will stay. At least until our bedtime. We want justice to be served.

I'm Serious. Opal